i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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