she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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