hotel room ftw
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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