Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.