I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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