He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
The best revenge is premature balding
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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