all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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