Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Actions speak louder than pants.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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