Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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