I want to make a zoo with you.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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