at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
this is an emotional support booty call
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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