i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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