I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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