How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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