Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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