Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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