What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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