I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
