So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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