I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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