At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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