We need to rekindle our bromance
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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