i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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