We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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