Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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