Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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