Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(607): View more from New York

Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.

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(850): View more from Florida

So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.

(850): View more from Florida

I guess we all know what he was cookin.

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(925): View more from California

I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls

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(310): View more from California

I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers

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(740): View more from Ohio

Are my feet made of real feet?

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(443): View more from Maryland

you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do

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(310): View more from California

and you fell through a lawn chair

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