did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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