Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch