you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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