We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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