hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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