you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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