the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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