No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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