is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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