Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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