STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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