We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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