Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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