i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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