this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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