Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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