is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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