she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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