Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he laminated a picture of his dick.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
BRING THE BAGELS
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
