i permit you to call me
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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