It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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