we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
