A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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