i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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