I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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