Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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