i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I want you more than these girls want KFC
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
The Olympian is in my bed
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