your thong is hanging out like whoa
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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