UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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